The Langham Hotel: Perfect for a Languid Melbourne Weekend

Gazing down the Yarra River from the giddy heights of the Club Floor of the Langham Hotel is just the ticket for a sophisticated Melbourne sojourn.  Rising high above Southbank with its river promenade street entertainers, the elegant Langham Hotel boasts spectacular city views.

Look to the west and urban dwellers in swanky Docklands apartments peer into the open roof of the modern Telstra Stadium.  Look to the east, beyond the striking Federation Square architecture and the distant Dandenongs dominate the horizon while in the foreground commuter trains rush through the suburbs.  Look to the south and the Botanic Gardens are seemingly on fire with autumn shades ranging from pale orange to vivid scarlets that clash with the towering pines guarding the Shrine of Remembrance.  And all the while the city trams rumble and clang along their tracks, disgorging passengers on every corner. 

Checking into the Langham Hotel is a bit like walking into a Conde Nest Travel magazine. Perhaps not surprising, considering the number of awards the readers of this magazine have heaped on the Langham. This is a seriously glamorous hotel with traditionally elegant touches.  From the carved marble staircase and sparkling chandeliers, the heavily marbled foyer is a precursor to the luxury found throughout the hotel.

I am in a Corner Club Deluxe Suite, which turns out to be larger than most city apartments I have lived in.  Although the embossed wallpaper feels a little ‘chintzy’ for my personal taste, there is no mistaking the understated elegance. The guest powder room is convenient if we decide to entertain guests and the mini bar stocked with real tea and teapot is a welcome start to languid mornings with the newspaper.  Floor to ceiling windows offer a mesmerising vista, both at street level and high up here on the 20th floor.  The bathroom is all marble and sparkling glass and mirrors.  It is enormous, and there are twin shower heads, the ‘tumbling waterfall’ kind that seem to have disappeared as the drought forces us to shower beneath a fine mist.  But it is the immense bath that immediately grabs my attention and I make full use of the generously sized Chuan Spa toiletries.

Imagining a languid weekend alternating between the crisply starched linen of the Langham signature blissful bed and the queen sized bath, I’m tempted to put up the Do Not Disturb sign and order dinner from the enticing room service menu.  But my partner isn’t having it.  We haven’t flown down from our Hamilton Island home in order to hole up in a hotel room, idly surfing the ridiculous number of channels on the flat screen TV, he advises me firmly. Which is astounding in itself given that we're so close to the MCG I can almost smell the pummeled Sherin leather. Given his penchant for AFL combined with the distinct lack of coverage in north QLD and I'm expecting him to be dragged away kicking and screaming, but he too is excited about Melbourne nightlife.  So the king sized bed will just have to wait.

The lights of Southbank beckon and, after calling into the Club Lounge for complimentary aperitifs, we step out into a lingering Melbourne twilight for dinner.  With so many temptations, it is such a tough decision, that we opt to not make any at all and instead end up on a self styled degustation meander that takes us to various venues offering tapas style delights.

As befitting a hotel associated with The Leading Hotels of the World, the Langham boasts 45 suites in over 300 well appointed guest rooms, almost all with stunning city views.  There’s wireless Internet access, laptop sized in-room safe deposit boxes, plush robes and slippers.  The highly acclaimed Chuan Spa offers rejuvenating treatments that bring together traditional Chinese medicine, massage and aromatherapy.

Southbanks new rival Docklands has become an enticing waterfront alternative with a plethora of funky bars and restaurants, many that seemingly transform themselves as the day wears on.  On weekends the promenades buzz from early morning with apartment dwellers, joggers and dog walkers stopping by to get their caffeine fix.  By late morning the ’long lunch’ crowd starts filling the alfresco tables, as the people watchers become the watched.  As the apartment building shadows displaces the suns late afternoon warmth, the evening crowd arrives looking for hip and moody dining alternatives.

 The enticing thing about a weekend in Melbourne is that there are just so many enticements beyond a luxurious Langham Hotel room, that I was never going to be allowed to just wallow amongst the starched linen like a beached whale.  I did however ensure that I enjoyed Melbournes renowned nightlife just long enough to ensure plenty of time to admire the opulence of my Club Room.

Checklist

Langham Hotel, One Southgate Ave Southbank Victoria.

Phone (03) 8696 8888

www.langhamhotels.com

Tariff

Rooms from $310; Club Rooms from $380 per night.  Tariff may rise  during major events such as the Australian Open and Grand Prix.

Stepping Out

Docklands and the Telstra Dome is about a half hour walk in one direction, The Botanic Gardens are about 30 minutes in the other direction.   Sporting fans can easily walk to the MCG or the Tennis Centre.   Melbourne CBD is a 5 minute walk across the Yarra River.  

Getting Around

Trams are the best way to get around Melbourne: they run regularly, go almost everywhere, and are inexpensive (just make sure you buy a ticket from the on board machine). 

We Adore

Attentive staff who make an effort to use guest names.

We Abhor

It's hardly a grumble, but if I must nominate an annoyance: my morning Age newspaper didn't arrive in the morning.

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